{"title":"underpants \/ sleepwear","description":"also known as the \"you should probably wear something more than just these things out in public unless you want to have a friendly discussion with your local law enforcement and end up on some list, somewhere\" section.  we say sleepwear, but we all know that nobody is sleeping at your slumber party anyways, I mean, you didn't buy new batteries for mall madness and order those zit stickers off ebay for nothing.","products":[{"product_id":"mustache-union-suit-1","title":"mustache union suit","description":"\u003cp\u003eanother conversation overheard at the toddland offices:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"awesometown! the new union suits just came in! look at these!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"you think anyone's figured out we're just making stuff old looney toon characters would wear?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"\"nope. now hand me that $100 bill to light my gold cigar.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eyes, this is the one that Jake Arrieta wore and that is in the trophy case at Wrigley!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e   MOST customers are ordering a size up since these are slim and were originally designed to be worn underneath clothes. Since people are wearing them on the outside, you may want to go up one  size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e   see picture below for approximate sizing, when it doubt, size up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e   gray with repeated all over mustache print, classic onesie long underwear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e   8 buttons down front placket, back 3 button back flap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e   toddland screenprint logo on wears left chest, ships in clear acrylic cube box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e   65% cotton \/ 35% polyester knit (order will be made in china or made in usa)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"toddland","offers":[{"title":"XL - Xlarge","offer_id":14093969489986,"sku":"","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/9648\/products\/TLPERPUP018-gray-2T_86b99a2c-244d-485a-94a3-96af00e5a4de.jpg?v=1475863188"},{"product_id":"glow-in-the-dark-underpants","title":"Glow in the dark underpants!","description":"\u003cp\u003enow you can disappoint people in your underwear in the dark too!!!  you don't even need to turn the lights on!  (actually you do, you have to charge up the ink in light first, so, that)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"toddland's\" printed with glow in the dark ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elogo'd waistband, no front fly, low rise boxerbrief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eships in toddland underwear box, or tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e96% poly \/ 4% spandex, so super soft and silky-ish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emade in china\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e(we are sorry but we cannot accept returns or exchanges on underwear) because eww. gross.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"toddland","offers":[{"title":"small","offer_id":8115202785388,"sku":"","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"medium","offer_id":8115202818156,"sku":"","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"large","offer_id":8115202850924,"sku":"","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"xlarge","offer_id":8115202883692,"sku":"","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/9648\/products\/glow.jpg?v=1523997443"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.toddland.mom\/collections\/underpants.oembed","provider":"basekamp \/ toddland","version":"1.0","type":"link"}